Video Post Wed, Oct. 15, 2014 88,737 notes

blakanubis:

That feeling you get during a dry spell on Tumblr, save for that one sole spike in likes and reblogs.

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Photo Post Wed, Oct. 15, 2014 1,153 notes

freedomforwhales:

That awkward moment when after 5 decades of effort, breeding Beluga Whales in captivity is so unsuccessful that the captive population cannot sustain itself and aquariums are now trying to rip more and more of them from their homes in the ocean to live in concrete boxes.
Say no to Beluga Whale captivity, it’s just not worth their suffering.

freedomforwhales:

That awkward moment when after 5 decades of effort, breeding Beluga Whales in captivity is so unsuccessful that the captive population cannot sustain itself and aquariums are now trying to rip more and more of them from their homes in the ocean to live in concrete boxes.

Say no to Beluga Whale captivity, it’s just not worth their suffering.

(via freedomforwhales)




Photo Post Wed, Oct. 15, 2014 842 notes

expressions-of-nature:

A cold starry night : Sami Multasuo

expressions-of-nature:

A cold starry night : Sami Multasuo

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Chat Post Wed, Oct. 15, 2014 249,785 notes

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

  • Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad: Hey are you awake? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad: Fuck the government.
  • Dad: Fuck the school board.
  • Dad: Close the door.
  • Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad: I love puns.
  • Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad: Please shut up.
  • Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad: They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad: I hate homework.
  • Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.



Photo Post Wed, Oct. 15, 2014 129,182 notes

crooklynheights:

Candid photo of Lucifer and the angel he destroyed

crooklynheights:

Candid photo of Lucifer and the angel he destroyed

(Source: martathemoonshiner, via redeemer--motherfucker)




Audio PostWed, Oct. 15, 2014 42,087 notes

Title: First Day of My Life Artist: Bright Eyes 200,517 plays

blueeyeddd:

this is the first day of my life.

glad I didn’t die before I met you.

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Photo Post Wed, Oct. 15, 2014 197,015 notes

valhallamage:

rlaph:

when you delete someone’s number then they text you and don’t wanna ask who it is

reblog to save a life,… or just to prevent an unwanted conversation

valhallamage:

rlaph:

when you delete someone’s number then they text you and don’t wanna ask who it is

reblog to save a life,… or just to prevent an unwanted conversation

(via marc0-butt)




Video Post Wed, Oct. 15, 2014 5,396 notes

C O R A L I N E:  
You probably think this world is a dream come true. But you’re wrong.

(Source: flynnriders, via sunflower-fields-foreverr)




Text Post Wed, Oct. 15, 2014 781 notes

PSAT

acassieoworld:

when you say “good girl” to your daughter, how does she respond?:

a) thanks!!!!
b) she doesn’t
c) i am a good female
d) woof
e) other

choose wisely

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Text Post Wed, Oct. 15, 2014 139,691 notes

siriusskye:

andwhentheworldisspinning:

techsquadassemble:

dangergays:

so i go to a private school where tuition costs more than most people make in a year and lemme tell you, rich kids are so unaware that they’re rich it’s hilarious and frightening at the same time

I go to a private school too and a while back I was complaining about how I was never home alone and a guy legitimately said “just buy a hotel room”
Rich kids are scary

They really are.

image

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Text Post Wed, Oct. 15, 2014 187,988 notes

johaxnnamason:

annabellioncourt:

SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.

HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.

NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP,

BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN.

ALSO REMEMBER THE FAMOUS LINE FROM ROMEO & JULIET:

"A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME WOULD SMELL AS SWEET"

THE RIVAL THEATRE WAS CALLED THE ROSE

AND THEY HAD A SEWAGE PROBLEM

NOT JUST A BEAUTIFUL LINE BUT ALSO A PUN AND WILLY SHAKES THROWING SHADE

(via oreugene)






Video Post Wed, Oct. 15, 2014 434 notes

carpaldis:

BPW - Day 04 - Favourite Billie Quote

I’m reading more than ever. I used to find it tedious, but now it’s like my little friend - it takes my mind off things.

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Video Post Wed, Oct. 15, 2014 28,367 notes

pahobee:

My boyfriend found a homeless kitten and I have given her the name Marceline, after the vampire queen. She is adorable and very Halloween.

(via warhcl)



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